1. Her name is Linda. She clearly likes some bugs or some shit or she wouldn't have it in her name. What fuckhead doesn't like a bit of bug?! Timone and Pumba like motherfucking bugs. Simba likes those badass motherfuckers, and if Simba likes them, they must be fit for a fucking King!
2. She has like dildos or some shit. She's always prepared for a bit of action. Girls always come prepared, but they never bring fucking sex toys! Now you've got a girl who really KNOWS what she wants.
3. She's badass in stickam rooms. People start fights with her...she fucks them up! Don't play around with this bitch! She'll get her fucking sex toys out and slap you with them. A fake cockslap? Do you really want one of those?
4. She wears plaid, but she likes the dick. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING? You know this girl is one in a million if she wears fucking plaid and doesn't like vagina! (lol jk girl)